…whoever stole the registration tag off my license plate:

I am mad.  You scraped all the way down to 2004 in order to get the 2009 tag off cleanly, which shows you did it to actually steal the darn tag and not just vandalize my plate.  Now I have to call up the DMV and get a new tag, which I am just so peachy keen to do.  Thank goodness I even noticed it was missing before I got pulled over.

Thanks for nothing,